Afew Quickies For You

[Bigjeeze]

Teacher says to little Tommy 'Why weren't you at school yesterday?' Tommy says 'My grandfather got burnt.' Teacher says 'Badly?' Little Tommy says ' Yes, they don't f..k about at the crematorium.'

 

 

A friend of mine says he is shagging twins. I said ' How can you tell the difference?' He said ' Her brother has got a moustache ?

 

 

 

A charity pantomime in aid of Paranoid Schizophrenics and Homosexuals descended into chaos yesterday when somebody shouted 'He's behind you!

 

 

Essex girl in bed with her boyfriend says, ' How dare you call me a slapper, get out of my bed right now and take your f...ing mates with you'

 

 

 

Boy comes home and tells his parents he has just had sex for the first time. The proud Dad says 'I'll buy you a bike to celebrate, but you will have to wait until next pay day'. Boy says 'That's alright Dad, my arse is too sore to ride it anyway'

[gregers]

remember quickies,nah m8 to old now :lol: :16:

 

but the jokes ;) :16: :16: